Ornaments for anytime of the year!

I just posted two new items in my shop. Ornaments! A Christmas pickle and a Red Swingline stapler stating Mine. The story behind the stapler is: When office space came out i was working at Staples. We carried the red swingline stapler as a special order (we would order it in and if returned we kept 40% of the sale). People went crazy for this stapler and it was constantly ordered. I would explain the return policy and people would agree to it (by signing to e special order form). I warned them it’s not a great stapler to actually use but if they were just using it as a prop or decoration it would be fine. People would then try to use the staple and it would jam or break and they would return it and be made they didn’t get 100% back. I have never been so cussed out over an office supply the way I was cussed out over the red swingline stapler. It was the bane of my existence at staples. So finally after much debate we started carrying it in store so no more special order and it was a breeze to refund or replace. So it gives me great pride to produce this ornament stating Mine. *~ranty fists~*